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dawn "saves" the planet, part 4

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Oct 16, 2015 17:49

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zombies would starve in stoneybrook, slow news day, #57 dawn saves the planet, shut up dawn, beecham & hillgartner: bad and horrible, editors are overrated, i hate dawn, insanity, false advertising, drama, this will not end well, plot-advancing epiphany, i hate ann, headache inducing, unwarranted self-importance

dawn saves the planet, part one!

heymalice wrote in bsc_snark Sep 29, 2015 20:55

hey everybody! how are all of you guys?
i'm still sick and life has been kicking my ass, but i've recently discovered the immense healing powers of dawn schafer bashing. so i invite you all to join me in this wonderful healing process and read as i let my rage flow in...

( dawn saves the planet )

bsc-snark is a drug, boredom, dawn and her soapbox, #57 dawn saves the planet, shut up dawn, horrible covers, cult of janine, i hate dawn, false advertising, dawn preachy, beecham & hillgartner, headache inducing, unwarranted self-importance, facepalm

FF #4: Claudia and the Friendship Feud (Ch. 1-5)

joykilldrama wrote in bsc_snark Feb 12, 2015 18:35

Well I’m back again with the Friends Forever series as I continue my snark on the entire series. Hopefully this book will be easier than Mary Anne’s Break Up. After all, while this series does have the girls acting more realistically, it does seem like just the title will make it easier. Also, this book is ghostwritten by Laura Dower. After a quick ( Read more... )

non-bsc friends exist?, false advertising, ff #4 claudia and the friendship feud

#74 Kristy and the Copycat Part 2

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Sep 15, 2014 17:08

Previously, on Death of a Shed

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shut up kristy, nola thacker, claudia is dumb, kristy, #74 kristy and the copycat, karen's annoying, character we'll never see again, krushers, nola thackerness, freaky fashion choices, stoneybrook lacks common sense, everyone is crazy, false advertising, shut up karen, hypocrisy

Just a Summer Romance Part 2

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Apr 01, 2014 22:26

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amm is green behind the ears, ann's non-bsc works, just a summer romance, cringe worthy, what in the deep-fried hell?, ann hates fat people, editors are overrated, from the fifties, wish fulfillment, wtf?, boys, everyone is crazy, ann actually wrote this one?!, false advertising, saved by the bell syndrome, romance

Mary Anne Breaks the Rules Part 1

alula_auburn wrote in bsc_snark Oct 16, 2013 21:15

So I know I said I thought I might tackle Baby-sitters Remember-and I still will! But I saw this has yet to be seen to the finish, and since it is seasonally apt, I thought I’d give it a whirl.

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bullying is never okay, daddy issues, babysitting fail, halloween, mary anne fails to retain her spine, mary anne, creepy involvement with kids, passive aggressive, shit just got real, logan is a jerk, breaking the rules, lerangis, logan, pike family madness, meddling in other's business, false advertising, this will not end well, kristy is a psycho, #79 mary anne breaks the rules, shut up mary anne

Snarking the Karen book ads.

xenaeilonwy wrote in bsc_snark Jun 05, 2013 22:42

A few weeks ago I decided to snark the often narm-filled ads in the backs of many BSC books (though it got labeled as a non-snark post and I'm not sure why, since I was snarking). I got a lot of interesting comments and stories of people who filled out some of the ads and got some neat gear, so I guess the ads were truthful after all. They are, ( Read more... )

little sister, book ads, false advertising

Let's snark the ads in the backs of the books!

xenaeilonwy wrote in bsc_snark May 22, 2013 18:40

BSC and Little Sister books published past 1992 or so tend to have full-page ads in the backs of the books containing entry forms for some club or contest. Even as a kid, coming across one of these ads made me do a double-take because they were usually just so ridiculous. I used to spend huge amounts of time going through all the Little Sister ( Read more... )

amm is green behind the ears, book ads, false advertising, non-snark post, things ann knows nothing about, what in the deep-fried hell?, unwarranted self-importance

#88 Farewell, Dawn

masterdivinity wrote in bsc_snark Apr 24, 2013 18:03

Alright- I am done school and have time to snark… I have decided to do “Farewell, Dawn”, which should more accurately be titled “false advertising” as Dawn comes back 10 books later in “Dawn and too many Sitters”. It’s pretty simple, for the tenth time, Dawn decides she misses California and wants to move back, this time not for “six months” but ( Read more... )

false advertising, passive aggressive, #88 farewell dawn, dawn